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BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: *CLINTON VIRUS..... Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory. *VIAGRA VIRUS..... Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. *LEWINSKY VIRUS..... Sucks all the memory out of your computer...then emails everyone about it. *RONALD REAGAN VIRUS.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. *MIKE TYSON VIRUS.....Quits after two bytes. *OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS..... Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then expands to 200MB. *DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS.....Deletes all OLD files. *ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS..... Disks can no longer be inserted. *TITANIC VIRUS..... Your whole computer goes down. *DISNEY VIRUS..... Everything in your computer goes Goofy :) *PROZAC VIRUS..... Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. *JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS..... Only attacks minor files. *ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS.... Terminates some files....Leaves....But, IT WILL BE BACK! *LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS...... Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through WINDOWS http://cipotes.net |
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