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wueno chikos no se sientan ofendidos...jiijjijiij.... si la pedrada le kae a mas de alguno , es puramente coincidencial.. jejejeejejej...la XIGUA. 38 THINGS WOMEN HAVE SAID TO A NAKED GUY... 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. Wow, and your feet are so big. 9. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 10. It's OK, we'll work around it. 11. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 12. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 13. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 14. Oh no, a flash headache. 15. (giggle and point) 16. Can I be honest with you? 17. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 18. Let me go get my tweezers. 19. This explains your car. 20. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 21. All right, a treasure hunt! 22. I didn't know they came that small. 23. At least this won't take long. 24. I never saw one like that before. 25. But it still works, right? 26. It looks so unused. 27. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 28. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 29. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 30. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 31. Aww, it's hiding. 32. Are you cold? 33. If you get me real drunk first. 34. What is that? 35. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 36. Does it come with an air pump? 37. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 38. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes! http://cipotes.net |
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